We Ranked The Types Of Psycho Girlfriends, Based On Astrology

When you're in a relationship, there's always a chance that things are going to go wrong. Unfortunately, with that comes the chance that you might go a little crazy. That's perfectly normal within reason, and if you have some self-awareness, you can actually realize that you're going a little crazy and correct your behavior before it gets out of hand. However, not everyone has that self-awareness, which results in more than a few crazy exes and even crazy partners. We've all had experience with a crazy ex-partner, whether it was our own or the ex-partner of someone we know. That being said, as much as it's easy to place all blame for relationship craziness on the other person, you're just as likely to go a bit nuts yourself.

Believe it or not, the kind of crazy you become can be determined by your zodiac sign. Our signs can teach us all sorts of things about ourselves, so it makes sense that they can tell us a bit about what we need to work on about ourselves as well. While all of us are capable of going a bit crazy in a relationship or a breakup, some signs are capable of going way more psycho than others. We've ranked and given every sign a "psycho title" to sum up the kind of crazy that sign can be, with an explanation of what that kind of psycho can look like.

Here are the LEAST to MOST psycho girlfriends based on astrology, including bonus descriptions for the top three! :

15 Capricorn Girlfriend: The Low-Key Psycho

Capricorns are the most low key out of all the psychos. You're the type to look almost exactly like you would if you weren't hurting over someone, only to have the crazy bubbling beneath the surface. If you snap publicly, everyone will see it as a surprise, even those who know you well. You're the type to say that they're fine and actually look fine, all while you're quietly setting up a meeting with your love's mom to talk about the relationship. To make matters worse, you often look so sane that people fall for this routine because no one thinks that you can fake it this well. While being low key isn't healthy, it's definitely a good quality to have to navigate the rest of your life. Don't lose that quality, but when you're hurt make sure to express yourself in a more straightforward way without causing property damage.

14 Aquarius Girlfriend: The Intellectual Psycho

If you're an Aquarius, your psycho side is a bit unique. You might not be a crier or aggressive about your feelings, but you're manipulative and quite capable of really ruining someone's life without them ever suspecting it was you. Even if you show outward emotion about being rejected, there will be a part of you that is deliberately letting your cold facade crack because you know how effective crying can be. This is true even if you're more of an emotional person than most! When in your psycho mode, you're probably the closest thing to a super-villain than any other sign because of that manipulative quality. While the ability to know how people work and use it to your advantage is a good ability to have, it's also important to understand that being manipulative never gets you anywhere good.

13 Gemini Girlfriend: The Hot Mess Psycho

There are few things more terrifying than a Gemini on the warpath after they've gotten fully into their psycho mode. At first, you'll try to show the world that you're okay, and it'll work for awhile. Even your best friends will stop asking how you are because you'll be so good at keeping that facade up. However, everyone cracks eventually, and when you crack and unleash your inner psycho, you're among the most likely to show a totally different side of yourself. The worst part is that while everyone can see you as the crazy person you are, you just think you're getting saner, and you'll take this time to make important life decisions. You're the sign that's most likely to chop off their hair or quit their job to make wicket baskets or sell embroidery.

12 Libra Girlfriend: The "Karma Will Get You Back" Psycho

Libras are pretty low key with their psycho behaviors. Rather than lash out against friends, the person hurting them, or even themselves, they go another way. If you're a Libra in psycho mode, chances are you don't feel crazy. If anything, you're preaching that you're totally fine because "karma" is going to get that person and make them wish that they'd never hurt you. You won't even have to do anything because the universe will do it for you. Libras are all about justice, so this kind of thinking is a really big deal for them. Unfortunately, life doesn't work that way, so when you start seeing the person that hurt you doing well despite the universe, that's enough to get you really mad. Once you realize the world is more random than karma dictates and focus on your own recovery, you'll be fine.

11 Sagittarius Girlfriend: The Impulsive Psycho

A Sag's psycho qualities don't show up when they're rejected. If anything, if you're a Sagittarius, you don't stay still enough to get your heart broken, to begin with. You love really intense romances, but you also love when those romances are short enough that you won't get bored. Your psycho side is basically just you, flitting around between romances and generally being more impulsive than usual. Once you get to the point where you're actually invested in someone and they hurt you, you just double down on your old habits, becoming even more of a serial dater. Normally, casual romance isn't a bad thing, but when you do it this way, it's really destructive.

10 Virgo Girlfriend: The Obsessive Psycho

If the Taurus is the more benign clinger, Virgos are far more insidious. They are the sign of the sunk cost fallacy: once they've put in any amount of time, they see the relationship as an investment. Once the person starts to make them crazy, Virgos won't cut their losses, they'll latch on like leeches to get what they think they want. They'll beg, plead and bargain to get their love back, and no low is too low if it serves them. Scorned Virgos in full psycho mode are likely to resort to things like false pregnancies and fake illnesses to get their love back. While most won't resort to all that, they will get obsessive, so don't be surprised if a Virgo suddenly knows the movements of the person making them crazy. To make matters worse, Virgos tend to be really smart, so they have a vast set of skills they can use. They're like relationship Liam Neeson in Taken.

9 Pisces Girlfriend: The Slippery Slope Psycho

If you're a Pisces, you know what it means to be slippery. This is part of what makes you so scary and unnerving. You can be as obsessed with someone as anyone else, but it's just as likely that you might not have even noticed that someone is leaving you. You're a free spirit that floats (or swims) to new relationships at the drop of a hat, and you have no problem dropping connections that are no longer working for you. While this is a good quality to have and keeps toxic people away from you, it can also prevent you from making real, lasting connections. When you're obsessive, you can be really emotional (your sign is among the most emotional), but that emotion is less straightforward. Your emotions serve to inform your decisions instead of just being about expressing yourself, which is how you can be one of the most emotional psychos while being the most detached.

8 Aries Girlfriend: The Self Centered Psycho

If you're an Aries, chances are that you know that you can be a bit self-centered. However, when a guy makes you crazy, you're less likely to take it out on the other person as you are to take your hurt and channel it into making yourself feel good. You might not pamper yourself with material possessions, but you might go out of your way to enjoy whatever experiences you can get your hands on. You're not the person to wallow in your sorrows, you're more the type to wash that guy or girl right out of your hair and go learn how to fly airplanes or jump out of them. This is because you want to distract yourself from your inner psycho by giving your mind a ton of other things to focus on.

7 Leo Girlfriend: The Drama Queen Psycho

Leos are most likely to show their psycho sides on social media. Drama is Leo's middle name, and there are very few breakups that won't be dramatic in some way. You're the type to post constant selfies or just pictures of whatever you're doing, just to make sure that the object of your affections sees you and has a change of heart. You won't admit that, but a small corner of your mind will feel that, and unfortunately, that's the part of your brain that's controlling your Instagram account. Literally, any positive reinforcement or attention will make you feel better, so it's not surprising that you'll often try and pull yourself together on the comments your Internet friends make. On top of that, Leo's urge to be the center of attention will have them be the life of the party when they know the object of their affections will see. Unfortunately, that doesn't always end well.

6 Cancer Girlfriend: The Emotional Psycho

If you're a Cancer, you know that being emotional is just part of the deal. You're the sign that's most likely to freak out early and dissolve into tears, wallowing in your sorrows while you binge-watch Girls or sappy movies again. You have a break-up/make-up playlist that you live in whenever you're in psycho mode. On top of that, your highly emotional state will lead you to keep going back to the person making you a psycho, which leads to all sorts of confusing encounters for everyone. Closure? That's a word a Cancer doesn't know. While Cancers are some of the more benign psychos because the scariest thing they'll do is cry, it's a long, hard road to recovery for any Crab.

5 A Cancer Girlfriend Will Make Their Partners Reminisce On Their Past Single Life When Things Were Simple

Cancer women are most often the criers in a room. They are sweet souls, but their emotions are truly all over the place. They're up one moment and their world seems to be crumbling down in front of them the next. They tend to erupt like a volcano, regardless of who's ever around them. They might also confuse their partners sometimes because they tend to hop on style and trend bandwagons quite easily. Deep down, they mean well and wouldn't hurt a fly, but their values, principles and ideals will teeter-totter from one end to the other. Their inconsistent temperaments might eventually become annoying and a turn-off for their partners. This is why they must find someone who can see past their hard surface and connect to who they truly are deep down.

4 Taurus Girlfriend: The Clingy Psycho

If you're a Taurus, you know that you crave companionship. When someone brings out your inner psycho, you're actually more likely to chase them. This leads to some pretty embarrassing situations for you. As much as you know that you want to move on and get this guy out of your system, your warm, loving side just wants to know why. After all, you didn't do anything wrong. Why would they leave you if you didn't do anything wrong? If you just talked to them one more time you can get the answers you want! That's when your friends are likely to take your phone away from you and delete the guy's number. Luckily for you, clingy Taurus, once the guy is out of sight and you no longer have access to him (or he no longer has access to you), you tend to bounce back quickly.

3 A Taurus Girlfriend Needs To Learn How To Tone It Down & Keep Her Cool

A Taurus woman is brought into this earth with the highest regard for herself. Somehow, she has this genuine feeling that she deserves la crème de la crème and that includes her expectations from her partners. She will literally go years remaining single because she is waiting for Prince Charming. When a guy finally comes a long that satisfies her taste, she will literally straight up put SO MUCH pressure on him that she will most probably scare him away. It will only be 2 weeks into the relationship and she'll be wondering how he's not proposing yet. Guys (understandably) get pretty freaked out by this sort of behavior. A Taurus gal should be wary to not be too picky, clingy, and needy towards their partners.

2 Scorpio Girlfriend: The Psycho To Run Away From Really Fast

Psycho Scorpios are enough to inspire real fear in people that have nothing to do with the situation. If you're a Scorpio, you don't do rejection. It's not even just that you don't take kindly to rejection, it's that the idea of it is sort of foreign to you. When you are rejected, you're the most likely to start actually smashing things and destroying property. You're the type of classic scorned psycho that'll cut out faces in photos and get really aggressive. You'll know exactly where they are at all times because you'll have checked every single social media account they have. Even LinkedIn is not beneath you. You're also the person that makes it a point to watch the person who replaced you. Luckily for us all, Scorpios don't make for long-term psychos. They'll have a burst of craziness, then they'll calm down… for now.

1 A Scorpio Girlfriend Is DEFINITELY The Most Psycho GF Of Them All

A Scorpio lady on a mission will not stop for anyone. She will literally destroy everything in her path in order to get to her destination and reach her goals, which is exactly why her partners may become possibly fearful of her. This legitimate fear that your boyfriend (or girlfriend, for that matter) may possess may indeed empower you, but this usually only creates problems in the longterm. You need to learn to not bully, manipulate, or guilt-trip your partner when you don't get your way in certain situations. You need to remember that no matter what, your partner is supposed to be your #1 sidekick and not your enemy. Most of the time you keep your cool, but when you lose it, you go from 0 to 100 REAL QUICK.