15 Extreme Beauty Treatments That'll Make Him Want You More

The desire to treat oneself is on everyone's mind as they continue to justify every expensive, from a luxurious dessert to a shopping spree at Nordstrom. Between the Sephora splurges and trips to the spa, women even go as far as expensing the odd pedicure or perfume to feel the prettiest and prepare for their next date with a Tinder match or their long-time honey. While we like to say that buying and wearing designer clothing and makeup is for ourselves - a strategy to boost our confidence and mood - it's really to impress the men in our lives, from our misogynistic bosses to the barista at our local cafe, who always gives us an extra shot of espresso in those morning lattes.

Of course this isn't always the case (after all, men dgaf about those designer handbags or eyelash extensions), but you can't deny that there's some truth to the fact that sometimes we do things to our bodies to impress our boyfriends, husbands, or side piece, even if that means enduring some pretty messed up stuff.

If you're not opposed to making a few changes to your bod, spending your hard-earned dough, or withstanding a tiny bit of pain in the name of beauty and a satisfied fella, then these special treatments are screaming your name!

15 Take Your V To The Sauna With V-Steam

Make your hoohah feel like a new woman with the cleansing and warming power of steam! By taking your nether region to the sauna, people claim that this cleansing ritual can relieve the nervous system, reduce cramps, improve fertility, fix digestive issues, and balance your hormones. Literally every woman's dream, right? Many celebrities like Gwyneth Paltrow do it, so shouldn't that just encourage you even more to get out your steamer and squat for a smooth pelvic complexion? To get the best steam to your V, your job is to simply sit nekkid on an open-seated chair and let the herb-infused mist soak and refresh your flower for thirty whole minutes. If it sounds intriguing and comforting to you, take precautions. This treatment can mess with your V's good bacteria, which acts as your body's bodyguard for nasty V-related infections.

14 Dye Your Bits With "My New Pink Button"

While it may not be as popular or mainstream as the vajacial, a new product is slowly making its way into the minds of rainbow hair enthusiasts and women who appreciate making their lady bits look as great as the rest of them. A product called “My New Pink Button” promises to return your lower lips to their natural and “youthful” pink colour using a dye. Using a hot pink topical ointment, you simply dab your bits with the brightly-hued product and VOILA! You're on your way to dazzling any guest you invite to your private party. It may be pretty, but beware of the burning sensation! Apparently it doesn't feel like a cool breeze once applied. But hey, pain is beauty. Amiright, ladies?

13 Mist Yourself With Essence Of Milk

Just like the cooling, energizing, and hydrating face mists many beauty brands churn out every month, promising to deliver boosts of… whatever, throughout the day, the simple milk spray is the cost-efficient alternative you've been waiting for. All you need is some fatty milk, mineral water, and a tiny spritz bottle to DIY a pocket spray that will make you smell like sour cheese. But trust us, it's worth the tiny amount of effort. Beauty queens Cindy Crawford and Cleopatra both use milk as part of their beauty regime; Cindy uses the spray, while Cleopatra preferred an immersive bath. Milk may not always be kind to the tummy, but it may be the secret to a glowing face and the illusion of never having aged.

12 Take A Break From Treating Those Hemorrhoids

If you've never had the experience of having to buy or use Preparation H, consider yourself lucky and #blessed. However, you may want to procure this anti-inflammatory cream to assist you with other nasty bags. It's been said that this hemorrhoid-treating ointment has a secret use that only celebs like Sandra Bullock know about, and it's to deflate puffiness under the eyes. Who could've known? For those who are new to the concept of Preparation H, it's a cream that has a pretty distinct smell, so unless you want to smell like a greasy butthole and catch the attention of everyone who's ever used the stuff, we'd suggest reserving this treatment for nighttime, and not before you head out to work.

11 Give Your V Some Vitamin E

The Kardashians are always discovering the freshest beauty regimes for their high-traffic lady zones. Besides getting zapped with some collagen-boosting lasers, Khloe also craves a dose of vitamin E for her vageen. To keep that area moist (by way of hydration, ladies), it is said to combat dryness (alright, nvm) and reduce any irritations (like an invasive athlete?). By applying vitamin E oil to your bits n' pieces, it can basically make you feel better about the state of your downstairs, and theoretically, contribute to the strengthening of your pelvic floor. Usually meant to be applied or inserted (that's right, they make vitamin E pills for your coochie) at night, this treatment is great for those who are going through menopause, or exceptionally dry women.

10 You Want This Oil & Cream For Your Pubes

A new company who is truly jumping on an untapped and uninhibited market is FUR. They're building their company on targeting an area that many women just don't treat with the respect it deserves - their pubic hair. With the products created by FUR, you can soften up those rough and bristly strands of curly hair with a choice between an oil or a cream. While you can opt for a full bush treatment, they also provide you with the moisturizer fit for softening your stubble, if you'd prefer the feel of a soft felt post-shave, as opposed to sandpaper. Their “Full Frontal” package also includes an ingrown concentrate that can be applied to soothe any razor burn. But using their exfoliation mitt should help with that.

9 Take Your V To A Laser Show

There's no better treat for your flower's lining than a trip to a spa that specializes in ThermiVa, another treatment dedicated to the tightening of the V's wall. Similar to the Geneveve treatment, the ThermiVa uses lasers to tighten up those loose flaps. But before you disregard the use of electrodes and heat to alter your lady bits and think, “Well maybe I'll just do kegels,” it might interest you to know that the Kardashians are clients and advocates of this thermal experience. That's right. Both Kim and Khloe has undergone this application and have touted the results of such a procedure, even going as far as to endorse it on their reality TV shows. Still on the fence? Take note that this “facelift” for your love tunnel is referred to as “life-changing”.

8 Add Hoohah Sunbathing To Your Summer Bucket List

Give your V some vitamin D (and not Urban Dictionary's version of vitamin D, but like, the legit kind). Expose your bits to the sun's rays and give it the natural UV treatment of warmth and solar energy it deserves. If Shailene Woodley does it, it must be good! Just like sunbathing, all you have to do is lay out under the giant ball of fire, expose your junk to the world (or at least the sky) and relax as your bits get toasty warm. It's said to give you a boost of energy to rejuvenate you for the rest of the day - like if your cooch were a solar panel? - but it's not as “hot” as is sounds. In fact, the heat could stimulate some unfriendly bacteria down there and even cause a sunburn due to it's delicate surrounding tissue. Ouch!

7 Foot Injections Can Let You Rock Those Stilettos For Hours

If you crave the lifestyle of Carrie Bradshaw and wish to effortlessly walk the streets of NYC in Manolo Blahnik stilettos or Christian Louboutin pumps, but realize that you're a human whose body just wasn't made to withstand that kind of tootsie torment, we've found a perfect solution to your problem! All you have to do is warp the feet that your mama gave you with foot injections! Essentially acting as the botox for your feet, doctors use a filler called Radiesse to plump up the balls of women's feet, eventually encouraging their feet to develop their own cushioning as a result. This gives stiletto-lovers the opportunity to strut their stuff in the labels they can't live without, all while absorbing the shock of each step. Utter brilliance!

6 Slimwrapping Is the New LCHF Diet

If you want an easy way to shape your body into the one you want - and participate in a virtually painless method to shed pounds - then let us introduce you to the slim wrap. Before giving in to this trend, be sure to have a trampoline on hand (or do this at a facility that provides them). That's right, you'll be bouncing all that flab away! To reap the benefits of this mummification treatment, slim-seekers will wrap themselves in bandages that have been soaked in minerals and proceed to bounce for thirty minutes (or more!) on a trampoline. Just picturing this crazy method is making us giggle and wonder, “Who TF would do this?” But many people love the results they get from it, with some women shedding up to eight inches off of their midsections (even though science admits it's only a temporary solution).

5 Give Your Downstairs A Facial

Every woman loves the feel of a fresh facial. The tingle between your pores, the dewy glow, the smell of toners and moisturizers. Ahhh, bliss. Now, just think about how great that exact same treatment would feel between your legs! You too can experience the exfoliating wonder that is the vajacial - the facial for your V! Clear out those clogged pores between your pubes and rejoice in the easy-breezy feel of giving your V the royal treatment, thanks to the innovative aestheticians at Stript Wax Bar, based out of - you guessed it! - California. Only the sunshine state would resort to such cutting-edge rejuvenation tricks dedicated exclusively to maintaining your bikini line. Professional who give these luxurious treatments say their clients do it for health reasons, and not vanity, but we're suspicious of that claim.

4 The Geneveve Treatment Makes You Feel Like A New Woman

If you're looking for a special treat for your downstairs (and your man), the Geneveve treatment is the way to go. Guaranteed to tighten up your loose bits in your V region, experts use something called cryogen-cooled monopolar radiofrequency (CMRF) to both warm and cool your most sensitive area in an attempt to have it bounce back to its prepubescent self. This tightening treatment will make your lady bits feel renewed, strong, and in their words, “responsive”. If it sounds like a miracle waiting to happen, just hold your horses. They're literally using radio frequencies to stimulate the regrowth of tissue. But if you're cool with doing whatever it takes to create a tight entry for your man and increase your vajayjay “confidence”, then by all means, schedule an appointment.

3 Use Jade Eggs To Work Your Muscles

If you're already a big fan of kegel exercises and the tightening effects it can do for your downstairs, then you're gonna love this next treatment. Jade eggs are eggs… made out of jade. Pretty simple. All you have to do is pop a couple of these babies into your yoohoo and hold 'em up there for a certain amount of time. Gwyneth Paltrow is the (not-so) genius behind this concept and has even gone as far as selling them through her company, goop (an item that has since been removed from her site). Like CrossFit for your hoo-haw, this technique is supposed to tone your vageen and improve your feminine energy. However, experts have recently advised AGAINST doing this, as these jade rocks are porous, which means cleaning them can be a b*tch, if not impossible. Helloooooo, infections.

2 You Can't Trump The V Pump

Now, we've all heard about the popular men's tool for their tool, the P Pump, right? Thanks to the Austin Powers movies, we've learned that men can plump up their junk for a night of self-pleasure or to impress their lady. Just like the P Pump, the V Pump can be placed on our most sensitive region, where it creates a suction around our tidbits and is worked in excess to bring us to a place where we're ready to take our pleasure to the next level. My pumping away at our vajayjay's, we create more circulation, and sensitivity, down there. So in case you need a helping hand (or device) to help you get primed for action, the V Pump is the item you'll want to have next to your nightstand.

1 Get Thicker Locks With FUE

Thick and lustrous hair is the ultimate beauty desire. Many products are targeted to woman claiming to increase the circumference of each strand of hair, promising bounce, shine, and growth, but very few live up to those claims. Between the SugarBearHair gummies being promoted by the Jenner and Kardashian clans and natural gurus who rave about the benefits of coconut oil, who are you gonna believe? No product will make those locks give you the head of hair you crave, but Follicle Unit Extraction (FUE) will! Never heard of it? Well all you have to do is let a device individually scoop out the tiny hair follicles from the base of your scalp and reinsert them around the front and sides of your head (or anywhere you're needing a fuller look). If you're up for multiple scalp wounds, then this treatment is calling your name.

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