10 Insane Hotels He'll Take You To If It's Not Serious And 5 If He Loves You

Going away together is a pretty big deal in most relationships. However, it's true that when it comes to vacation lodgings, not all hotels were created equal! You might be able to get an idea about where you stand with your partner by what hotel they've booked for you.

With standard hotels, it's hard to tell. But we've rounded up a list of hotels that are definitely not your average accommodation, and they just might reveal a little more about what your partner is thinking. Of course, every relationship is different, and a hotel that's shaped like a giant intestine might be very romantic for you, if you're both into that sort of thing. In general, though, we're assuming that you'll find yourself in lodgings that represent paradise and romance heaven when it's love, and hotels literally made of drain pipes when it's not.

Here are 15 insane hotels that actually exist, and what they could mean for your relationship!

15 Your Head Is In The Bubbles If You're Staying At The Bubble Tree, France

Staying in one of France's Bubble Tree pods might be exciting and adventurous, but it isn't romantic. These designer inflatable pods, cleverly crafted by Pierre Stéphane Duma, are see-through, and located in eight different locations around the country. We're not saying that staying in these bubbles wouldn't be cool-they are built with materials that protect guests from bugs, allergens, and moisture, and they allow you to tick “sleep in a bubble” off your bucket list. But in terms of being couple-friendly, they're not ideal. The biggest issue is the fact that they're transparent. If you want more privacy, you can opt for a half translucent bubble instead of a totally clear one, but they still don't offer the privacy of an actual wall. It's one thing if you're into almost getting caught, but otherwise, this isn't the first place you'd take the love of your life. It sounds like a lot of fun for friends, though!

14 He Might Think You're Garbage If You Stay In Save the Beach Hotels

Creator HA Shult placed his first mobile Save the Beach hotel in Rome in 2010, following it up with another in Madrid in 2011. So what's un-romantic about mobile hotels in exciting locations throughout Europe? Oh nothing, except the hotels having been constructed by 12 tons of litter tossed onto the beaches of Europe. Don't get us wrong: we love the concept behind the creation. The ultimate goal is to clean up European beaches and find a way to re-use the rubbish, and it's like a breath of fresh air to see people taking a stand for the environment. The hotels are a great idea, we're just not sure that they're the first place you'd take the love of your life. Everything from plastic bottles, discarded mannequin limbs, lost instruments, and crushed cans line the walls of these hotels, which doesn't exactly scream romance. Now, if you're both environmentalists, that might be another story!

13 Living Life Like An Animal If You Stay At La Villa Hamster, Nantes, France

Like every other wacky hotel on this list, La Villa Hamster could be the most romantic and meaningful place on earth to the right couple. Hamster-lovers would be in their element here! The average person, however, would probably run for the hills if their sweetheart brought them here on a surprise getaway. Hidden on a side-street in Nantes, this hotel has everything to make you feel like a giant hamster. The beds are haystacks, the bathroom is lined with wood chips, the water comes from a giant bottle that is operated with your feet, and of course, there's a giant hamster wheel. Just in case all of that isn't enough to bring to life the illusion of becoming a hamster, the hotel staff also equip you with a furry hamster mask when you check in. You can only get to the bed via a crawlspace, and there aren't oysters and champagne on the menu, but pellets of grain.

12 Depending The Room At The Propeller Island, Berlin, Germany

We should clarify that although Berlin's Propeller Island has a few rooms that you'd never take someone for a romantic escape, not every room signifies that the relationship is more about fun than love. Basically, every room in this hotel is unique since it's made from the work of German artist Lars Stroschen. Some rooms are perfect for couples, but others might be your partner's way of telling you that they want to go back to being just friends. One of the most notable examples of this is the room that's been created to look like a prison cell. In here, you and your loved one will sleep in coffin beds, so it's probably very hard to channel any mood other than grim. If you're an art-lover, though, then this hotel just might be your paradise. And who knows? If your partner is willing to sleep in a coffin to impress you, that's bound to mean it's love, right?

11 He Really Wants To Get To Know Your Intestines At CasAnus, Belgium

Unless you have a unique sense of humor, there's very little chance that your partner is taking you to CasAnus in Belgium to declare their undying love. This hotel lies in an isolated Belgian field, and is shaped like a giant human intestine. It's not just vaguely modelled after one, but is correct down to the last detail-every single vein has been captured! The insides are supposed to be very nice, and in your room you will find a double bed, a full bathroom with hot water, electricity and heating. The actual stay there won't be miserable, but we just can't get around spending the night inside an intestine. That's even more off-putting than spending the night inside a coffin! There may be romantic sights around this one-room hotel, like a pond with swans and a starry night sky, but still, you're staying in a colon. There's a butt attached to it. The end.

10 He Wants To Lock You Up In Karostas Cietums/Karostas Guardhouse, Latvia

For history buffs and those who liked to be roughed up a bit, a stay at the Karostas Guardhouse in Latvia might be good fun and a really meaningful experience to share with your significant other. For anyone else, it's not the kind of thing you'd do to spend quality time with your partner. Originally a naval port prison, this hotel offers guests the chance to spend the night in a cell. Not only do they sleep in what was once the location of violence and misery, but they are also treated like the Latvian prisoners would have been in 1997 by hotel staff. A less confronting option would be to just take the tour the hotel offers, which involves actors dressed up to pop out of the dark, metal cells. That might be something a couple could do for fun, but spending the night being barked at and monitored? No thanks!

9 Waiting For A Connection At The Jumbo Hostel, Stockholm, Sweden

The worst part about going on vacation is the long plane ride, right? We couldn't think of anything worse than getting off a long flight and then going to sleep on a real jumbo jet, but to each their own. Sweden's Jumbo Hostel has been refurbished since it was used as a real aircraft, and now features beds instead of rows of packed chairs in coach, but it still isn't what you'd call luxurious lodgings. The standard rooms feature three single beds and all share the toilet in the aisle, the way it works on a real plane. The small rectangular windows make it hard to forget that you're on a plane, so it's not really a place to let loose and relax. Located at the airport, this hostel is especially for those who are waiting for connecting flights. It is convenient, so don't feel too badly if you're taken there!

8 Going Down The Drain If You Stay At Das Park Hotel, Linz, Austria

What images come to mind when you hear the words drain pipes? Sewerage, clumps of hair, mould, and rats, maybe? There aren't many places that are less romantic than a drain pipe (other than a human intestine!), which is why we're assuming that it's not love if your sweetheart is taking you to the Das Park Hotel in Austria. Oh yes, this unique accommodation is constructed from real drain pipes. Now, inside, the lodgings aren't so bad: the rooms are equipped with a double bed, light and electricity, a wooly blanket, and storage space. But does that make up for the fact that you're sleeping in a drain pipe? The other things you'd expect to get at a regular hotel, like a toilet and shower, aren't included, so you have to rely on the public space around you. It definitely sounds like an experience, just not a dreamy one!

7 A Cold Shoulder At The Hôtel de Glace, Québec, Canada

Can we start off by saying that even though it's probably not ideal for loved-up couples, staying at Hôtel de Glace sounds awesome? Only open for a few months every year, this hotel in Québec is made completely of ice and snow. Literally everything is freezing to touch, including the bed frames and furniture. 500 tons of ice and 15,000 tons of snow went into building this unusual hotel, whose ceilings rise to 18-feet tall. Living like a real Eskimo sounds like a lot of fun, but we don't think it's the place to spoil someone you love. There would be lots of cuddling to keep warm, but other than that, you'd basically spend the whole time shivering in your boots. You can have weddings and other functions in this hotel, which proves that it might be a paradise for some. It does look magical, just not for those who really feel the cold!

6 Doesn't Want To Get Too Close At Capsule by Container, Malaysia

When your partner wants to start sleeping in a separate bed to you, you know things aren't going well. By that logic, when your partner takes you to a hotel that offers single capsules, you can sort of read between the lines! Capsule by Container in Malaysia is just one of several pod hotels around the world. Here, you get a hole in the wall with a bed in it. Yes, it's cosy. Yes, the hotel does provide you with slippers. You can get double beds here too, which isn't so bad. But still, is nobody else reminded of a morgue when they look at this style?! Even if the claustrophobia thing doesn't worry you, it's clear your partner's not trying to get close to you if they opt for single capsules here. At the very least, it probably means that they'd like a little space (from you, not in general, obviously).

5 You're A Catch At The Conrad Maldives, Maldives

We've been through the bizarre and wacky hotels, but what about those that would be a dream for any couple? Conrad Maldives is one of the most magical and luxurious hotels there is, and it's probably a good sign if your partner takes you there! The Maldives are romantic as it is, but this hotel has an underwater theme that will make you feel like you've just stepped into The Little Mermaid. Here you will find an under-sea restaurant, so you can admire the schools of colorful fish as they swim by. The hotel also has an over-sea spa, because who doesn't want a view when they're getting massaged with bae? The suites are built like aquariums in reverse, so you can even say goodnight to the vibrant underwater world as you drift off to sleep. One of the world's most popular honeymoon destinations, this hotel is impressive, even if you're not a fish-lover.

4 A Real Sight At The Kakslauttanen Arctic Resort, Finland

The Northern Lights are said to be one of the most amazing sights in existence, so getting to share them with your partner would be like watching the Disneyland fireworks display, times a million! The Kakslauttanen Arctic Resort in Finland is the perfect spot to watch from, as it provides glass igloos that offer sublime views of the sky. We've already mentioned that staying in freezing conditions probably doesn't put anyone in the mood, but the resort also features log cabins for when it's time to shift the focus from the sky to your partner. There are also rooms available in Santa's Home, a magical chalet a short walk away from the rest of the resort, where you can book a time to sit on Santa's lap and be immersed in Christmasy things until your heart is content! Popular for weddings and honeymoons, this is the ultimate accommodation that could mean things are serious.

3 Cozy Up In Secret Locations At The Belmond Hotel Cipriani, Venice, Italy

Venice is said to be one of the most enchanting cities on earth, so even its more rundown hotels are favorite spots for couples. Anything with a canal view is a winner! If your partner is taking you to the Belmond Hotel Cipriani, though, you would probably assume that you're pretty special to them! This happens to be where George Clooney put his wedding guests in 2014, and is slightly out of the hustle of the city. Piazza San Marco is crawling with tourists, and this hotel is nice and far away from all of that, on the tip of Giudecca Island. A huge pool lies on the hotel grounds, in addition to spectacular gardens that make you feel like you've just been dropped into an oasis. The hotel will also help you and your SO arrange private boat tours to secret locations where you can sample delectable Italian food and sip prosecco.

2 Letting Down You Walls At Ladera, St. Lucia

Speaking of oases, Ladera in St. Lucia is not to be missed when you want to celebrate your love with your partner! The suites here have only three walls, but don't worry-there's still plenty of privacy. The lack of a fourth wall allows unrivalled views of the phenomenal Pitons, or the famous volcanos that creep up from the ocean. The resort has no phones and no televisions, so the air is filled with the simple sounds of tree frogs and chirping birds. There are private plunge pools for you and your partner, and there is even a romance concierge available. This staff member has the job of scheduling you cocktail classes where you can create aphrodisiac tonics and spa treatments with a special focus on “massage your mate” and other activities. It really is all about love here, and your partner wouldn't bring you if things weren't at least a little serious!

1 Vacation Like Famous Love Birds In Jamaica Inn, Ocho Rios, Jamaica

A favorite amongst lovers since the 1950s, the Jamaica Inn is still the ultimate place to take the person you love. The walls of the resort's 48 private suites have seen some pretty famous faces over the years, including Marilyn Monroe and Arthur Miller, who honeymooned here. The villas contain their own outdoor living space and unbeatable view. The cottages even have private pools and access to the ocean, in case you feel like a midnight swim. There are no televisions, clocks or radios on the property and there is a range of romantic activities available to book. Couples can organize a two-hour massage surrounded by candles in the moonlight, and a private dinner with an ocean view, accompanied of course by a glass of sparkling wine. With sweeping vistas, tranquility and the chance to focus on your partner, this is a place to vacation together when things get real between you.